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Great.
Got tagged.
By the Purple Conundrum.
I hate you.


1. Favorite beverage?
Uhm... Hot drinks, black coffee. Refreshments, Hefeweizen.

2. Current favorite book?
All I have.

3. What are you reading right now?
Some weird questions by a person who's name I can't spell.

4. Do you read fanfiction? If so, is there one fic in particular that you love?
Yes to the first, no to the second. I like many, but I don't love any. Love is reserved for a personal level.

5. Favorite holiday?
The ones I don't have to work. Seriously, I don't care for the occasion. Just let me sleep in.

6. If you could pick between a pet dragon, and a pet unicorn, which one would you want?
Dragons are too much trouble, unicorns are too boring.
I'll have a cat.

7. Any fandoms that you will never stop loving?
Classic Star Trek, Original Trilogy based Star Wars, Mass Effect, Halo, Tomb Raider.

8. If you could be a character in any movie/book/game/TV show/etc. which would you pick?
There's dozens. Roll a dice.

9. Do you have any heroes/role models?
Definitely no actor, singer, or model. Most of them suck.
Coming to think of it, I don't have a hero. I'm my own.

10. Favorite subject in school?
English. It's a foreign language for me, so I don't have to deal with the same bullshit that I have to endure in the mother tongue subject. Got me in a killing mood every time.
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Well, I'm on a Red vs Blue trip, so I decided to do this quiz with those characters.

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Sarge (Leader Red Team)
2. Dick Simmons (Second in Command, Red Team)
3. Dexter Grif (Lazy Ass, Red Team)
4. Franklin Donut (Pretty in Pink, Red Team)
5. Lopez (Red Team's droid)
6. Leonard Church (inofficial Leader Blue Team)
7. Lavernious Tucker (Wise Guy, Blue Team)
8. Michael J. Caboose (Idiot, Blue Team)
9. Tex, aka Allison (Freelancer, hired by Blue Team)
10. "Doc" DuFraine (Medic, tends to side with Blue Team)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Sarge comes in, shoots Grif, takes Caboose prisoner, shoots Grif, and comments Donut on his good job capturing the Blue. Oh, did I mention he shoots Grif?

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

No way. Tex (a girl) taking Lopez (a robot) to a strip club?

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Difficult. Church tends to yell at everybody, but Sarge on the other hand tends to come up with stupid plans...
Oh, wait, I'll just shoot Grif, then Sarge likes me.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"You know, I don't mind you two getting friendly (he's a pacifist), but don't you think that's a bit much?"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Casting aside that nobody in Blood Gulch is gay (well, I'm not sure about Donut...), Caboose would get into the tank, Sheila, and shoot Grif. And take out Church doing this.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Let's see, Nancy NoBullets (Doc), Kiss Ass Simmons, or Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow Tucker? I think it would be Simmons, pulling Donut to another one of Sarge's useless staff meetings.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"Now, while the MRE is opened, how about a game of Grif Ball?"

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

"What would you pay if I pull you out of there?"
"..."

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Well, Tex is the only woman, but I doubt that Grif has any chances... Still, I don't like homo stuff in fanfics, so it's Tex.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

"Snacks!" Church looks at him curiously, and Tucker shrugs. "Dude, I'm just asking because I knew you wanted to."

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Sarge. He has the better one-liners. Like "You just got Sarge'd!"

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

He's possesed by the AI Omega/O'Malley again, and becomes pure evil.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

*BANG!* Nope.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

"Can I have some orange juice?"

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Beats me.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Unviolent, he's a pacifist.

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

He had to shoot Grif again.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I mention that it "doesn't seem physically possible" for a robot to get drunk. Then Tex pulls out my skull and beats me to death with it.

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Well, Church is annoyed, I guess. Grif strolls lazily behind, and Donut has fun with Caboose.
Presents? I don't know... Orange juice, cookies, and coloury books?

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

"Suck it, Blue!"
"Piss of, Red!"
Me, I simply throw a plasma grenade and watch it landing on Donut's neck. (Is it a spider? Get it off!)

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

He slowly walks away, not angering Tex...

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

"That's it then, Sarge. Have a nice death."

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

*Spoiler* Church is already dead. */Spoiler

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Doc doesn't see him, and Lopez mutters something about "Some way to treat your sidekick!" in Spanish.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

It's doomed, as Grif is too lazy to do anything.
Until Sarge arrives, shoots Grif, and converts the day camp into a Red Army Training Camp.

26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

"I don't understand..."

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

"Exellent idea, Sir!"

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Depending on the apples he gets.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Tricky question.
I think they'd die of starvation...

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Grif: "What the *..."
Caboose: "Running time! Running, running, running..."

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

1. Sarge: Continuing to lead the glorious Red Team, and Donut, to victory over the Blues.
2. Dick Simmons: Still a kiss ass.
3. Dexter Grif: Trying to avoid work at every cost.
4. Franklin Donut: Re-decorating Red Base to Pink Base. "It's lightish... ah, forget it..."
5. Lopez: Deleting file...
6. Leonard Church: Ignoring everything that happened.
7. Lavernious Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
8. Michael J. Caboose: "Can we do it again?"
9. Tex, aka Allison: Whacks Tucker over the head for the "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
10. "Doc" DuFraine: Always trying to make people feel better.
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My beskar'gam was approved by the Mandalorian Mercs! So there are now two official members in Germany.
And being so overjoyed, I decided to let Jagen "Twitch" Ordo do an OC quiz I did a while ago with Rick Azzameen the First.
So, here's Jagen's quiz:

The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!


1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
I'm of the clan Ordo, my father named me Jagen. But my itchy trigger finger earned me the nickname "Twitch".

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
Lost count.
No, honestly I'm 25.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
I'm not picky, I eat almost everything. But Ma used to make such delicious cookies...

4. And your favorite drinks?
Corellian Ale, in a clean glass.
Maybe I should change my cantina of choice...

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
I don't have one. But as some military guys from a backwater planet used to say, "Family's the company, and your rifle is your girlfriend." And I really love my blaster rifle. Has attachments similar to the old DC-17m.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Tastes oily.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Black. I paint almost everything on my beskar'gam black. With silver stripes.

8. Who's your favorite author?
I don't really read books, mostly wanted posters.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
I'm afraid of boredom.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing*
You'll regret this. Where's my folding spade...?

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Uhm... what's a hero? Honestly, there's no word for that in Mando'a.

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Everybody with bounties on their heads.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Switch to sniper-mode, aim, and pull the trigger. What's there else to do?

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Say "Nice to know you're still alive" and walk by.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I was trained as bounty hunter from age eight. Never imagined anything else. Although I have to admit I like my sister's devotion to explosives. Makes my job easier.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
I don't know. Standing on one of my sister's explosives and accidently thumb the detonator?

17. What's your lifelong dream?
A strong wife, many children to carry on the clan's name. Don't really care if the children are boys or girls, as Mando'ade don't distinguish between sexes.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
The same as always. But I'd come home with a bigger smile than now.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
Pilot's chair of my ship. Nothing more relaxing than watching the blue colours of hyperspace

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Hunting and sniping.
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Giving this quiz another try, I liked it.

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Jagen Ordo (Mandalorian Mercenary)
2. Qui-Gon Jim (experienced role-player, Cheddar Monk)
3. Leonard H. McCoy, aka Bones (Chief Medical Officer, USS Enterprise)
4. RC-1138, aka Boss (Delta Squad's sergeant)
5. Sam Carter (Colonel, USAF, Stargate Center)
6. WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth class)
7. Sensura Nor (Twi'lek pilot, yellow)
8. Lara Croft (Shoot-first-ask-later archaeologist)
9. Henry "Indiana" Jones, jr. (Professor)
10. Mission Vao (Cheeky Twi'lek, blue)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Bones pokes his food. "Is it dead, Jim?"

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Indiana: "Come on, it'll be fun!"
Sam: "I'm having enough fun here."
Indiana: "You're tinkering with a useless prop that doesn't have a function, and you call that fun?"
Sam: "Yes."

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Jagen, as I don't think I'd fit into one of WALL-E's "bunks".

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"Get a room, will ya?!"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

WALL-E gets away as fast as possible, Lara grabs Bones and whacks his head.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Qui-Gon Jim. After all, you get XP for defeating a Commando, right?
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"As you can see, the Kath Hound is not yet dead and starts barking. So we get out the folding spade, and WHACK IT OVER THE HEAD UNTIL THE SKULL IS BROKEN!!!"

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Coming heroically to her rescue, of course.

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Bones being a male (straight, I might add), I don't think he has much of a choice.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Sam's pick locker set. Seems useful.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

WALL-E. Such an adorable little droid...

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Sam called Mission "kid"...

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

"Damnit, I'm a doctor, no Kung-Fu fighter! *Gets hypos* So come on! Who wants his yearly check-up?"
He's left alone immediately...

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

*rolls eyes*

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

WALL-E is afraid of everything he's never seen before. And I doubt he knows what a Twi'lek is.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Does anybody know, what a fairy is?"

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

*Crashes through window with jet-pack* "Sorry I'm late, but I had to single-handely end a war."
"You?"
"Yep. Me, and about five hundred Red Shirts. Bones, you may want to know they're dead."
"Don't steal my favourite diagnostic!"

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Sam, you get in the bed. Indy, the couch.
"An whe' yo gonna sleep?"
In the bed, of course. ;P

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Oh, that's a sweet experience. Boss is amazed of all the animals (never seen any before), WALL-E does the same, and Bones tries to get a date with Lara.
Presents.
Boss: a pair of powerful blasters
WALL-E: A plant in a boot
Bones: A medkit

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

-"Save the whales, find Nemo..."
*eating whale steak and glancing at the clown fish in my aquarium*
-"Heh..."

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

"I draw my laser sword and attack! I rolled a twenty, awesome!"

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

"EVA?"

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

WALL-E is not really alive, you know, so I guess he's most likely to fail at it.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Mission gets Sam out with a rope, Sam says "Thanks, Kid."
Mission shoves back down into the cave and goes away, fuming. "I'm NO kid!"

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Curiously, everybody wearing a red t-shirt dies...

26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

"WALL-E!"

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

"Is this another side-quest?"

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

"What's an apple?"

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Qui-Gon Jim: "I cast Summon Bigger Fish!"
You're not even there!
Qui-Gon Jim: "Oh, damn..."

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Bones: "I've seen scarier things. Jim's try at cooking, for example."


31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

1. Jagen Ordo: Looking for more work
2. Qui-Gon Jim: "I cast Summon Bigger Fish!"
3. Leonard H. McCoy: get back to the Enterprise to make his favourite diagnostic
4. RC-1138, aka Boss: leading his team to victory
5. Sam Carter: finding out, what the flashing lights on all the Stargate props are really for
6. WALL-E: following EVE to the Axiom
7. Sensura Nor: keep killing enemy pilots
8. Lara Croft: there's always a greater treasure
9. Henry "Indiana" Jones, jr.: "Don't call me Junior!"
10. Mission Vao: accompanying Revan on the Search for the Star Forge
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So, everybody reading this thanks Steph and feels tagged, savvy?
For ten OCs, again.
Hm, what do we have here...
01. Jagen Ordo (my custom Mando)
02. Diotima Azzameen (Bastila's daughter)
03. Captain T'Sel, USS Bismarck (she's a Vulcan)
04. Sarisa Ordo (check my gallery)
05. Freya, amazon warrior
06. Roxann Donovan (ner ori'vod's Star Trek character)
07. Erich "Falke" Messerschmitt (was supposed to be a character in a Freelancer fanfic, but it didn't even get a oneshot...)
08. Galatea Azzameen (daughter of Rick Azzameen, X-wing pilot)
09. Eugene Tackleberry (not sure about the spelling)
10. Qui-Gon Jinn (the one from Darths and Droids, played by Jim)

1. 4 and 6 rent an apartment together. What happens during their first week as roommates?
Roxy: "What is in that bag?"
Sarisa: "Uhm... kitchen knives."
Roxy: *pulls one out, it is a beskad* "Is that not a bit long for a knive?"
Sarisa: "Well..."


2. Everyone hosts a surprise party for 9. The result?
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*Light is switched on*
Tackleberry: "Oops..."
Sarisa: *pulling a bullet out of her armour* "Do you want to tell me anything with that?"


3. 1 and 3 go shopping.
Yeah, Jagen hangs around the weapons store, and T'Sel insists on visiting the book store, searching for a new book on logical problems.

4. Yikes! 7 gets 10 pregnant!
In character?

5. 5, 8, and 2 co-write a book. What's it about?
How to kick the biggest shebs.

6. You're walking home from school/church/work/the store when a masked figure leaps out and kidnaps you. Later, they reveal their identity. Was it 6, 3, or 9?
I'd say 9. But what mask?

7. Let's pretend 5 is a cop. They catch 4 breaking the law. What happens?
Very heavy dual swords against two beskad. Brute force against smugness. I say, they fight until the next morning, then agree nothing happened and go get drunk.

8. 6 falls in love with 10. How does 10 react?
"Is this a side-quest?"

9. 6 and 7 summarily get in a fight over 10. Let's see how this one plays out!
Uh...

10. 2 walks one hundred miles in pouring rain to your house.
Awww.... the poor kid... *lightsabre hums* ...eh, Padawan! Come on in, there's fresh cocoa.

11. 1 and 9 take kung-fu lessons (or any other martial arts lessons). They decide to practice on each other. Which one gets the crap beaten out of them?
Jagen kicks Tackleberry's ass. Mando in beskar'gam against some New York (wild guess) cop? Come on...

12. 4, 2, and 10 toilet-paper 3's house. What happens?
*raising eyebrow*

13. OMG! Why did 8 just beat up 9?!
"Wha? Did I miss something?"

14. 5 finds 7's iPod and proceeds to listen to all the music and watch all the videos. Their reaction?
Freya: "I find your lack in good taste disturbing."
Falke: "Really? Then why did you use up the whole battery?"


15. 3 cooks dinner for everyone. How does it go?
Bland

16. 1 is learning to knit. What is 10's response?
"Now that... is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...." *gets his jaw broken*

17. Everyone gets teleported to another world. Where do they end up, and what happens to them all?
They land in our world, and get mugged out of confusion. Then they go crazy. Followed by total desruction of the planet. Qui-Gon: "Can't have been that important..."

18. While in this world, they're attacked! OH NOES! Who/what attacks them, and what happens in the following battle?
See #17...

19. Wow. That was epic. Hey, look! 7 just found a massive treasure!
Qui-Gon: "Hey! That's my loot! Get your own!"

20. Quiz-time is over! What does everyone have to say?
01. Jagen Ordo: "Hm? Oh, sorry! I got distracted by this hot woman with the popionted ears..."
02. Diotima Azzameen: "Are we finished, yet?"
03. Captain T'Sel: "A most illogical quiz."
04. Sarisa Ordo: "I liked the idea of me being a romm mate of Roxy."
05. Freya: "Did I even have a part in it?"
06. Roxann Donovan: "Sarisa still didn't explain her 'kitchen knives'."
07. Erich "Falke" Messerschmitt: "Why did I get the sick parts?"
08. Galatea Azzameen: "My knuckles hurt."
09. Eugene Tackleberry: "Yes!" Yes, what? "Yes, SIR!"
10. Qui-Gon Jinn: "We did get XP for this, right?"
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