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Fri Jun 26, 2009, 1:14 AM
My beskar'gam was approved by the Mandalorian Mercs! So there are now two official members in Germany.
And being so overjoyed, I decided to let Jagen "Twitch" Ordo do an OC quiz I did a while ago with Rick Azzameen the First.
So, here's Jagen's quiz:

The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!


1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
I'm of the clan Ordo, my father named me Jagen. But my itchy trigger finger earned me the nickname "Twitch".

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
Lost count.
No, honestly I'm 25.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
I'm not picky, I eat almost everything. But Ma used to make such delicious cookies...

4. And your favorite drinks?
Corellian Ale, in a clean glass.
Maybe I should change my cantina of choice...

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
I don't have one. But as some military guys from a backwater planet used to say, "Family's the company, and your rifle is your girlfriend." And I really love my blaster rifle. Has attachments similar to the old DC-17m.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Tastes oily.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Black. I paint almost everything on my beskar'gam black. With silver stripes.

8. Who’s your favorite author?
I don't really read books, mostly wanted posters.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
I'm afraid of boredom.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing*
You'll regret this. Where's my folding spade...?

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Uhm... what's a hero? Honestly, there's no word for that in Mando'a.

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Everybody with bounties on their heads.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Switch to sniper-mode, aim, and pull the trigger. What's there else to do?

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Say "Nice to know you're still alive" and walk by.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I was trained as bounty hunter from age eight. Never imagined anything else. Although I have to admit I like my sister's devotion to explosives. Makes my job easier.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
I don't know. Standing on one of my sister's explosives and accidently thumb the detonator?

17. What's your lifelong dream?
A strong wife, many children to carry on the clan's name. Don't really care if the children are boys or girls, as Mando'ade don't distinguish between sexes.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
The same as always. But I'd come home with a bigger smile than now.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
Pilot's chair of my ship. Nothing more relaxing than watching the blue colours of hyperspace

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Hunting and sniping.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Wir sauf'n bis wa umfall'n!
  • Reading: A very special e-mail
  • Watching: anything in front of me eyes
  • Playing: KotOR: TSL, Republic Commando, Jedi Academy
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids

OC character quiz phase II

Fri May 29, 2009, 9:59 AM
Giving this quiz another try, I liked it.

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Jagen Ordo (Mandalorian Mercenary)
2. Qui-Gon Jim (experienced role-player, Cheddar Monk)
3. Leonard H. McCoy, aka Bones (Chief Medical Officer, USS Enterprise)
4. RC-1138, aka Boss (Delta Squad's sergeant)
5. Sam Carter (Colonel, USAF, Stargate Center)
6. WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth class)
7. Sensura Nor (Twi'lek pilot, yellow)
8. Lara Croft (Shoot-first-ask-later archaeologist)
9. Henry "Indiana" Jones, jr. (Professor)
10. Mission Vao (Cheeky Twi'lek, blue)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Bones pokes his food. "Is it dead, Jim?"

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Indiana: "Come on, it'll be fun!"
Sam: "I'm having enough fun here."
Indiana: "You're tinkering with a useless prop that doesn't have a function, and you call that fun?"
Sam: "Yes."

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Jagen, as I don't think I'd fit into one of WALL-E's "bunks".

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"Get a room, will ya?!"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

WALL-E gets away as fast as possible, Lara grabs Bones and whacks his head.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Qui-Gon Jim. After all, you get XP for defeating a Commando, right?
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"As you can see, the Kath Hound is not yet dead and starts barking. So we get out the folding spade, and WHACK IT OVER THE HEAD UNTIL THE SKULL IS BROKEN!!!"

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Coming heroically to her rescue, of course.

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Bones being a male (straight, I might add), I don't think he has much of a choice.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Sam's pick locker set. Seems useful.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

WALL-E. Such an adorable little droid...

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Sam called Mission "kid"...

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

"Damnit, I'm a doctor, no Kung-Fu fighter! *Gets hypos* So come on! Who wants his yearly check-up?"
He's left alone immediately...

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

*rolls eyes*

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

WALL-E is afraid of everything he's never seen before. And I doubt he knows what a Twi'lek is.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Does anybody know, what a fairy is?"

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

*Crashes through window with jet-pack* "Sorry I'm late, but I had to single-handely end a war."
"You?"
"Yep. Me, and about five hundred Red Shirts. Bones, you may want to know they're dead."
"Don't steal my favourite diagnostic!"

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Sam, you get in the bed. Indy, the couch.
"An whe' yo gonna sleep?"
In the bed, of course. ;P

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Oh, that's a sweet experience. Boss is amazed of all the animals (never seen any before), WALL-E does the same, and Bones tries to get a date with Lara.
Presents.
Boss: a pair of powerful blasters
WALL-E: A plant in a boot
Bones: A medkit

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

-"Save the whales, find Nemo..."
*eating whale steak and glancing at the clown fish in my aquarium*
-"Heh..."

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

"I draw my laser sword and attack! I rolled a twenty, awesome!"

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

"EVA?"

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

WALL-E is not really alive, you know, so I guess he's most likely to fail at it.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Mission gets Sam out with a rope, Sam says "Thanks, Kid."
Mission shoves back down into the cave and goes away, fuming. "I'm NO kid!"

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Curiously, everybody wearing a red t-shirt dies...

26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

"WALL-E!"

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

"Is this another side-quest?"

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

"What's an apple?"

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Qui-Gon Jim: "I cast Summon Bigger Fish!"
You're not even there!
Qui-Gon Jim: "Oh, damn..."

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Bones: "I've seen scarier things. Jim's try at cooking, for example."


31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

1. Jagen Ordo: Looking for more work
2. Qui-Gon Jim: "I cast Summon Bigger Fish!"
3. Leonard H. McCoy: get back to the Enterprise to make his favourite diagnostic
4. RC-1138, aka Boss: leading his team to victory
5. Sam Carter: finding out, what the flashing lights on all the Stargate props are really for
6. WALL-E: following EVE to the Axiom
7. Sensura Nor: keep killing enemy pilots
8. Lara Croft: there's always a greater treasure
9. Henry "Indiana" Jones, jr.: "Don't call me Junior!"
10. Mission Vao: accompanying Revan on the Search for the Star Forge

  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: sound waves
  • Reading: Nothing at the moment
  • Watching: anything in front of me eyes
  • Playing: KotOR: TSL, Republic Commando, Jedi Academy
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids

Steph made us a quiz!

Tue May 26, 2009, 3:16 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: sound waves
  • Reading: Nothing at the moment
  • Watching: anything in front of me eyes
  • Playing: KotOR: TSL, Republic Commando, Jedi Academy
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids
So, everybody reading this thanks Steph and feels tagged, savvy?
For ten OCs, again.
Hm, what do we have here...
01. Jagen Ordo (my custom Mando)
02. Diotima Azzameen (Bastila's daughter)
03. Captain T'Sel, USS Bismarck (she's a Vulcan)
04. Sarisa Ordo (check my gallery)
05. Freya, amazon warrior
06. Roxann Donovan (ner ori'vod's Star Trek character)
07. Erich "Falke" Messerschmitt (was supposed to be a character in a Freelancer fanfic, but it didn't even get a oneshot...)
08. Galatea Azzameen (daughter of Rick Azzameen, X-wing pilot)
09. Eugene Tackleberry (not sure about the spelling)
10. Qui-Gon Jinn (the one from Darths and Droids, played by Jim)

1. 4 and 6 rent an apartment together. What happens during their first week as roommates?
Roxy: "What is in that bag?"
Sarisa: "Uhm... kitchen knives."
Roxy: *pulls one out, it is a beskad* "Is that not a bit long for a knive?"
Sarisa: "Well..."


2. Everyone hosts a surprise party for 9. The result?
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*Light is switched on*
Tackleberry: "Oops..."
Sarisa: *pulling a bullet out of her armour* "Do you want to tell me anything with that?"


3. 1 and 3 go shopping.
Yeah, Jagen hangs around the weapons store, and T'Sel insists on visiting the book store, searching for a new book on logical problems.

4. Yikes! 7 gets 10 pregnant!
In character?

5. 5, 8, and 2 co-write a book. What’s it about?
How to kick the biggest shebs.

6. You’re walking home from school/church/work/the store when a masked figure leaps out and kidnaps you. Later, they reveal their identity. Was it 6, 3, or 9?
I'd say 9. But what mask?

7. Let’s pretend 5 is a cop. They catch 4 breaking the law. What happens?
Very heavy dual swords against two beskad. Brute force against smugness. I say, they fight until the next morning, then agree nothing happened and go get drunk.

8. 6 falls in love with 10. How does 10 react?
"Is this a side-quest?"

9. 6 and 7 summarily get in a fight over 10. Let’s see how this one plays out!
Uh...

10. 2 walks one hundred miles in pouring rain to your house.
Awww.... the poor kid... *lightsabre hums* ...eh, Padawan! Come on in, there's fresh cocoa.

11. 1 and 9 take kung-fu lessons (or any other martial arts lessons). They decide to practice on each other. Which one gets the crap beaten out of them?
Jagen kicks Tackleberry's ass. Mando in beskar'gam against some New York (wild guess) cop? Come on...

12. 4, 2, and 10 toilet-paper 3’s house. What happens?
*raising eyebrow*

13. OMG! Why did 8 just beat up 9?!
"Wha? Did I miss something?"

14. 5 finds 7’s iPod and proceeds to listen to all the music and watch all the videos. Their reaction?
Freya: "I find your lack in good taste disturbing."
Falke: "Really? Then why did you use up the whole battery?"


15. 3 cooks dinner for everyone. How does it go?
Bland

16. 1 is learning to knit. What is 10’s response?
"Now that... is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...." *gets his jaw broken*

17. Everyone gets teleported to another world. Where do they end up, and what happens to them all?
They land in our world, and get mugged out of confusion. Then they go crazy. Followed by total desruction of the planet. Qui-Gon: "Can't have been that important..."

18. While in this world, they’re attacked! OH NOES! Who/what attacks them, and what happens in the following battle?
See #17...

19. Wow. That was epic. Hey, look! 7 just found a massive treasure!
Qui-Gon: "Hey! That's my loot! Get your own!"

20. Quiz-time is over! What does everyone have to say?
01. Jagen Ordo: "Hm? Oh, sorry! I got distracted by this hot woman with the popionted ears..."
02. Diotima Azzameen: "Are we finished, yet?"
03. Captain T'Sel: "A most illogical quiz."
04. Sarisa Ordo: "I liked the idea of me being a romm mate of Roxy."
05. Freya: "Did I even have a part in it?"
06. Roxann Donovan: "Sarisa still didn't explain her 'kitchen knives'."
07. Erich "Falke" Messerschmitt: "Why did I get the sick parts?"
08. Galatea Azzameen: "My knuckles hurt."
09. Eugene Tackleberry: "Yes!" Yes, what? "Yes, SIR!"
10. Qui-Gon Jinn: "We did get XP for this, right?"

50 Questions noone ever asks (good thing)

Mon May 18, 2009, 3:31 AM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: sound waves
  • Reading: Nothing at the moment
  • Watching: anything in front of me eyes
  • Playing: KotOR: TSL, Republic Commando, Jedi Academy
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids
Seen on :icontatooine92:'s journal, liked it, and (again) grabbed it on the way out.

1. What color is your toothbrush?
Uh, white with green

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
Hm, that would be... none.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Alpha or Zulu time?

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Trying to cut off the bottom of a 1 litre water caraffe. Gonna be my right gauntlet for my Mando-costume.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?
I like anything with chocolate, peanuts, caramel, coconut... *starting drooling*

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, I'm not that desperate!

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Ich fahr in'd Garage, oder?"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee, black

10. Do you like your wallet?
Kicked it out about a year ago.

11. What was the last thing you ate?
Leibniz PickUp

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Negative. But got me a flight suit and flak vest for my beskar'gam last Saturday.

13. The last sporting event you watched?
Uh, I think that was a game VFB Stuttgart vs. VFL Wolfsburg. 4:1

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Popcorn... flavour? I think they put sugar on it....

5. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Kaana Moonshadow, about location

16. Ever go camping?
Last time was 1999

17. Do you take vitamins daily?
Should I?

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
No. I'd do perhaps, if the music wasn't such a crap

19. Do you have a tan?
Where should I get one? Most of my skin is covered the whole year. Except hands, face, neck.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
No, not over my mother's home made pizza. Maybe about the frozen ones...

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Only while wearing a bucket ;)

22. What did your last text message say?
Nothing of your concern.

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
sanding, painting, waiting for the paint to dry, re-paint.

24. What’s one thing that would be on your bucket list?
Bucket list? A T-visor, I think...

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
WALL-E

26. What color is your watch?
Stainless steel and titanium.

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Never have been there, and don't really want to; too far away.

28. Do you like your phone?
I can communicate with it, that's all I need

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Go in.

30. What is your favorite number?
Don't have one.

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ner ori'vod

32. Any plans today?
Filling, sanding, priming.

33. How many states have you lived in?
None, I'm located in the Outer Rim.

34. Biggest annoyance right now?
Weather. Can't fill and prime while it's raining.

35. Last song listened to?
Vode An

36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
Shall I repeat it in NATO alphabet?

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No.

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My old combat boots, I'm wearing them the whole year

39. Are you jealous of anyone?
Should I be?

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
Should anyone be?

41. What’s one thing you want right now?
A finished beskar'gam made totally out of steel. Or beskar

42. Do you plan on having children?
Definetly

43. What do you usually do during the day?
Scratching, searching, forming, filling, filing, sanding, reading, writing

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
No.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Was replaced by "Servus"

46. What color is your car?
Car?

47. Do you like cats?
Replace like with love. Yes.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
No.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
To what?

50. How did you get your worst scar?
Pick one:
+ left forefinger, cut meself with a scalpel. Was seven or so.
+ neck, got an OP
+ Right hand second finger nuckle, banged my hand on the wall while walking. The next edge had a metal lining. *BANG* "Oh, is that normal that the skin here parts itself in a flap? According to the blood flowing, no."

Rick Azzameen's quiz

Mon May 11, 2009, 3:39 AM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: sound waves
  • Reading: Nothing at the moment
  • Watching: anything in front of me eyes
  • Playing: KotOR: TSL, Republic Commando, Jedi Academy
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids
The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

Intro: Oki-dok, ah... Any volunteers? Rick, how about you?
*Two guys lift their heads* "Me?" Yeah, the KotOR one. Come over here. No, leave the lightsabre there, it's no toy!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Rick Azzameen. That's what my ID says, at least. Don't have a nickname, still working on it. How about this one: ...Mike

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
49.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
My wife's triple layer chocolate cake.

4. And your favorite drinks?
Caf, Corellian Ale, and the Tea of the Sith Jolee had muttered about. It's really good.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Definetly my wife, Bastila. Yeah, you heard right. Don't laugh!

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Let me think... fifteen years of marriage... Nope, never kissed her.
Of course I kissed her.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Hard to say. There are so many wounderful colours in the galaxy...
Red blaster bolts, yellow lightsabres, multi-coloured explosions...

8. Who’s your favorite author?
Huh?, I, uhm... *scratches head* I don't have one...

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Losing any member of my family. Although that's easy. Wife's a Jedi Master, son is as cheeky as me, daughter is Revanne's Padawan. So we're almost always in trouble.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing*
Oh, and I'm not pointing a blaster at your head... *pointing blaster at your head*

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Revanne Terrik, aka Darth Revan.
Why? Because she survived fifteen years on the backside of the galaxy, hunting for the True Sith. No, I don't mean Mos Eisley...

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Uh, they're all dead.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
"Got Together"? As in "making out"?
I think I'd tell Carth...

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I don't think I'd recognize them.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Oh, when I grow up?
Uhm, I want to be a fighter pilot...
Well I'm a freighter pilot, close enough.
Oh, and I'm in charge of a medium sized weapons factory. Bleh. Never wanted that job...

16. What's your worst nightmare?
Uh, waking up and realizing I'm still in that bloody cell on board the Endar Spire, but not getting rescued by Diotima. Instead I'm going down with the ship.

17. What's your lifelong dream?
To have the Sith finally give it a rest, at least for the next fifty years, so I can get a nice, and quiet life.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
Sell the factory, I think. And get a nice house on Corellia, somewhere near a big lake.
With fish. And I'd get a fishing licence.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
See that big, comfy leather chair in the living room? That's where nobody sits but me.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Answering stupid questions by Padawans. Although I'm no Jedi, I have quite a good understanding of the Force by now. At least the theoretical part. And I have developed an unique lightsabre style, so I'm some kind of teacher for them. Part time.

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Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Rick Azzameen (KotOR)
2. James Azzameen (Not related, he's a Starfleet admiral)
3. Lara Anderson
4. RC-1207, aka Sev
5. RC-1262, aka Scorch
6. Arhur "Indiana" Jones (yes, related to the Jones: great-grandson)
7. Alora (female Vampire)
8. Margaret Anderson, admiral in the New Republic Armed Forces
9. Richard James Azzameen, colonel in the New Republic Armed Forces, Starfighter Command
10. Diotima Mulgrew, aka Revanne Terrik


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Lara: Uh, Sev? How long did you cook that steak?
Margaret: Good question.
Sev: *Looking confused* What's cooking?

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Not going to happen. Rick J. is married, and Scorch wouldn't go either. No explosives. ;)

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

1. He has this nice, big, leather chair in the living room...
Rick: OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Diotima: Huh?
James: Out. That's an order!
Alora: *nibbles his neck* Only one quick bite...

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Hey, 8 is an admiral. She can order her men to arrest 3. No, wait, they're sisters.
Margaret: "Hey, aren't you married?"
Lara: "Aren't you?"
Indiana: "I'm outta here!"

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Probably 10, as 2 is a busy admiral, and 7 is busy with 6.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"Now, while the nerf is burning... eh, boiling, we take our lightsabre and cut our bread loaf in half-inch thick slices. I use a lightsabre, as it's toasting the bread during the slicing process..."

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Getting the 2-1B. And wondering since when Scorch can drive...

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Lara: "Hm, my sister, a bloodthirsty sniper..."
Sev: "Hey!"
Lara: "...and the young, dynamic X-wing pilot I married almost five years ago."
Rick: "We could get a big one this time. Not a small thing on a Star Destroyer, conducted by your sister."
Margaret: "Hey, you asked me to do it!"

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Alora: "Give me this medkit."
Scorch: "Why?"
ALora: "So I can his blood without anyone getting suspicious."
Scorch: *mulling it over* "No. I'm gonna need it for Boss. He always gets himself shot, and I have to revive him."

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Rick. Just have to ask him how he did it with Bastila...

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because it says so in the script.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Yap. She captains a YT-2400, and just kicks butt. Plus her sister and her husband wouldn't gang up on her, more like helping her. And her sister commands a fully equipped Imperial Star Destroyer, dammit!

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Didn't get invited, because she's stationed in the Outer Rim. Even admirals recieve orders.

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

7 is a female vampire, while 6 is only a feisty adventurer. And he doesn't like the way she looks at him with those glowing red eyes...

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Once upon a time warp..." insert the rise and fall of Dart Revan

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Try to get there on time when you have to fly halfway across the galaxy!

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I close the door on them and call their supperior officers.

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Well... Lara and Margaret just chat happily, while Sev and Indiana eye each other. Sev hands Margaret a high-class sniper rifle, Indiana a necklace he discovered once, and Lara gives her one of those negligés you wear for yor husband.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

- "Stop doing such quizzes with us!"
- "Ah, uhm, hm... no."

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Order his Klingon security chief to rip 9's arms out.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Himself, he doesn't have a death wish. And he's no hero.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Sev, as he got himself imprisioned or shot by Seps during the Battle of Kashyyyk.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Diotima: "How did you get yourself trapped in here?"
Scorch: "Well, I stood in front of a wall, like this. And I decorated it with one of my explosive packages, like this. And then I pressed the button on the detonator..."
Diotima: "No!"
Scorch: "...like thi..."
Boom!

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

I think she'd get bored.

26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Uh, Hokey-Pokey?

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

James: "Is that even possible? They're about fourthousand years apart."
Rick: "Hey, you are from a different universe. So stop bothering me with possibilities!"
James: "....oh."

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Except for the blood taste...

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

They're tough women. They hunt down the local animals.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

They roll their eyes, pull out their blasters and shoot it.


31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

1. Rick Azzameen: Torturing Padawans in the training grounds with a lightsabre
2. James Azzameen: Boldly going where no man has gone before
3. Lara Anderson: Raising her daughter Galatea, and trying to get her husband to accept the promotion to general
4. RC-1207, aka Sev: Sniping bugs, droids, and Trandos. Counting his kills.
5. RC-1262, aka Scorch: "Enemies go boom, Sir?"
6. Arhur "Indiana" Jones: Searching for the lost First Portal, and shaking his head about the stupid name.
7. Alora: Acompanying Indiana on his quest. After all, he tasted good...
8. Margaret Anderson: Still commanding her Star Destroyer
9. Richard James Azzameen: Commanding his squadron, declining any promotions
10. Diotima Mulgrew, aka Revanne Terrik: Searching for the True Sith

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