Well, I'm on a Red vs Blue trip, so I decided to do this quiz with those characters.

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Sarge (Leader Red Team)
2. Dick Simmons (Second in Command, Red Team)
3. Dexter Grif (Lazy Ass, Red Team)
4. Franklin Donut (Pretty in Pink, Red Team)
5. Lopez (Red Team's droid)
6. Leonard Church (inofficial Leader Blue Team)
7. Lavernious Tucker (Wise Guy, Blue Team)
8. Michael J. Caboose (Idiot, Blue Team)
9. Tex, aka Allison (Freelancer, hired by Blue Team)
10. "Doc" DuFraine (Medic, tends to side with Blue Team)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Sarge comes in, shoots Grif, takes Caboose prisoner, shoots Grif, and comments Donut on his good job capturing the Blue. Oh, did I mention he shoots Grif?

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

No way. Tex (a girl) taking Lopez (a robot) to a strip club?

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Difficult. Church tends to yell at everybody, but Sarge on the other hand tends to come up with stupid plans...
Oh, wait, I'll just shoot Grif, then Sarge likes me.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"You know, I don't mind you two getting friendly (he's a pacifist), but don't you think that's a bit much?"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Casting aside that nobody in Blood Gulch is gay (well, I'm not sure about Donut...), Caboose would get into the tank, Sheila, and shoot Grif. And take out Church doing this.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Let's see, Nancy NoBullets (Doc), Kiss Ass Simmons, or Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow Tucker? I think it would be Simmons, pulling Donut to another one of Sarge's useless staff meetings.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"Now, while the MRE is opened, how about a game of Grif Ball?"

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

"What would you pay if I pull you out of there?"
"..."

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Well, Tex is the only woman, but I doubt that Grif has any chances... Still, I don't like homo stuff in fanfics, so it's Tex.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

"Snacks!" Church looks at him curiously, and Tucker shrugs. "Dude, I'm just asking because I knew you wanted to."

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Sarge. He has the better one-liners. Like "You just got Sarge'd!"

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

He's possesed by the AI Omega/O'Malley again, and becomes pure evil.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

*BANG!* Nope.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

"Can I have some orange juice?"

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Beats me.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Unviolent, he's a pacifist.

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

He had to shoot Grif again.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I mention that it "doesn't seem physically possible" for a robot to get drunk. Then Tex pulls out my skull and beats me to death with it.

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Well, Church is annoyed, I guess. Grif strolls lazily behind, and Donut has fun with Caboose.
Presents? I don't know... Orange juice, cookies, and coloury books?

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

"Suck it, Blue!"
"Piss of, Red!"
Me, I simply throw a plasma grenade and watch it landing on Donut's neck. (Is it a spider? Get it off!)

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

He slowly walks away, not angering Tex...

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

"That's it then, Sarge. Have a nice death."

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

*Spoiler* Church is already dead. */Spoiler

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Doc doesn't see him, and Lopez mutters something about "Some way to treat your sidekick!" in Spanish.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

It's doomed, as Grif is too lazy to do anything.
Until Sarge arrives, shoots Grif, and converts the day camp into a Red Army Training Camp.

26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

"I don't understand..."

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

"Exellent idea, Sir!"

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Depending on the apples he gets.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Tricky question.
I think they'd die of starvation...

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Grif: "What the *..."
Caboose: "Running time! Running, running, running..."

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

1. Sarge: Continuing to lead the glorious Red Team, and Donut, to victory over the Blues.
2. Dick Simmons: Still a kiss ass.
3. Dexter Grif: Trying to avoid work at every cost.
4. Franklin Donut: Re-decorating Red Base to Pink Base. "It's lightish... ah, forget it..."
5. Lopez: Deleting file...
6. Leonard Church: Ignoring everything that happened.
7. Lavernious Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
8. Michael J. Caboose: "Can we do it again?"
9. Tex, aka Allison: Whacks Tucker over the head for the "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
10. "Doc" DuFraine: Always trying to make people feel better.